Legend of the Golden Koo Koo part 2

???:MY NAME IS DERPEROR!THE KOO KOO BIRD OF DARKNESS

PERRACT:Derperor!

KROO KROO:Derperor?

PERRACT:Derperor is the evil koo koo bird that trapped me and tought me to be mean!

KROO KROO:WHAT?!

PERRACT:And now he's trying to destroy Golden Koo Koo!

KROO KROO:Wait...if HE IS a koo koo bird,and the golden koo koo keeps KOO KOO BIRDS alive,then WHY!?

PERRACT:He has a crystal,it keeps him alive.